Oi~
Don't even get me started on the Cape Fear Re-make. I actually saw the original first, so then hearing Scorsese of all people made a remake I was like "Oh fuck yeah, that's gotta be awesome!"

I mean, I wouldn't go so far as to say it was a bad movie, but it was a bit of a joke. I mean from the sharpie tattoo's, to DeNiro's "southern personality" (how that was anything like Mitchum I will never know), the whole 26 minute long pot scene in the auditorium, and of all people to replace Gregory Peck (The ultimate noble good guy dude) with NICK NOLTE!?!? WHAT?!?!

And what was with the whole supernatural tsunami ending?! Omg I was like curled over crying I was laughing so hard at the end of the remake. I mean the original was just (a very drunk at the time) Mitchum, and Peck having a fist fight in water. Which was epic.

Also in the re-make not only were the scenes almost cartoonish, but alot of them were soooooo long. XD The original was just plain, simple, terrifying, and Epic. And the thing is, I love Scorsese, I'm just thankful he didn't also re-make The Night of the Hunter (Scariest Mitchum ever.)


Hmmm other than that movie let me think... Well there was one movie, that I laughed at because if I wouldn't have it would have disturbed me to no end. Which was Bad Lieutenant (Keitel, not Cage) my brother bought me the Blue Ray for my birthday a while back, not knowing anything about the movie. And It was the first NC-17 movie I ever saw. The movie had like... no redeeming qualities to it. Like it had explicit drug use, sacrilegious moments, nun-rape, a litany of crimes, wanking to under-aged teens, fully nude Keitel, and a really heavy Catholic shame theme going on that made the viewer feel like the evil-doer.

It was pretty much like "Let's see how many drugs Keitel can do in 90 minutes. (safe money is on; "All of them") And when I mean explicit drug use I don't mean Travolta in Pulp Fiction, I mean like I learned a plethora of new ways to smoke/snort/and inject drugs I don't mean like crack pipes, I mean like busting out the tin foil and shit. Keitel's a cop by the way, and while he's off on a bender, and wanking it to underage teens, he's letting nun-rapists get away, and they like show the rape scenes in full detail, and not even that, they splice in scenes of Jesus screaming and bleeding on the cross, like during the rape scenes. And he pops up like the kid in the omen later (at one point I nearly shit myself, he popped out of no-where, it startled me so bad)

Like I feel bad for anyone who went and saw it in the theater, with like a group of people. That must have been a looooooong awkward ride home. If you haven't seen the movie and feel like you must (and trust me, you can go your whole life without seeing it, you're not missing anything) watch it alone, and have a happy-fun activity waiting to do after the movie, your going to need it. XD

So yeah, it's a really fucked up movie, but I had to like laugh at it the first half, but even then it was just tooo fucked-up. It doesn't even end well or positive. (I felt better after watching Casino or Goodfellas, and I'm sure your aware of what happy-go lucky movies those are) I would happily watch Taxi-drive 3 times before sitting down to Bad Lieutenant again. And I have it on Blu Ray XDDDD

[link] This trailer kinda says it all, without saying anything really, They make it sound like some dark-sexy cult classic. It's not. Infact the trailer makes me crack-up to no end, cause I've SEEN the movie. I have to say though, I love Keitel, and he's an amazing actor, and his acting was supurb in the movie, but the character and story where just like "How fucked up can we make this" He makes his character in Copland seem like a saint!

OHHH! Have you even seen Cube?! ([link]) That movies fucking hysterical to watch with friends. It's sapose to be a serious Horror movie, but I showed it to a big group of my freinds and we we're like pissing our selves laughing the whole time.