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SEASON THREE - EPISODE 15A
BY KEVIN GREENE
INT. OFFICE – RECEPTION AREA
It's morning at Dunder-Mifflin. Everyone is basically getting geared up for the day.
Pam has just pretty much gotten herself settled at reception.
Hey, Jim, did you hear that story about the
72 year old tourist in Mexico? He killed a
guy that was going to rob him. Crazy, huh?
(turns around in his chair to face Pam)
Yeah, yeah. With his bare hands, too. Hardcore.
I could do that.
What, get killed by a 72 year old tourist?
Hardly. His snapping, arthritic joints
would be no match for my cat-like
reflexes. I meant that I could kill
a man with my bare hands
LatreuophobiaI wash off sick-sweet orange lipstick in front of a mirror as dusty as gothic romances. It tastes like oblivion, that is to say, like nothing my tongue can detect.
The door opens with a creak no private restroom could emulate. Some chick with blue bobbed hair and smeared eyeliner. I looked like that once. Ten years ago.
Getting the beer out of my hair is harder. Some men just can't take it when I'd rather they not kiss my feet or call me an angel or-
“Dayum girl, you look like a goddess.”
I gulp, taste of acid.
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